Monday, July 30, 2012

Time to Fire This Bad Boy Back Up...

It's been five months and 17 days, but who's counting?

Since my last post, I've taken (and aced) my GMAT, got into my first choice grad school, graduated from undergrad, and landed my dream job.  The awesome part about that last point is that beer-battered ramen actually proved to be a tool in helping me land it.

So as I enter this new phase of my life, obviously the blog goes with me - this time we're turning it from college stereotypes to post-grad dilemmas, inspired by none other than the world of social media.

One of the biggest things that I always preach (and will continue to do so long as people are posting relationship woes and job complaints on Facebook) is about your online image.  And one of the biggest questions I've been getting lately is about what specifically to look out for.

Luckily, the great people over at Mashable have an extraordinary ability to read my mind!  So they've released a list of 19 slip-ups that will get you fired.  Here are three that were most interesting to me:

Serial Daters:  We all know one. They come in two forms:  the ones that seem to have a new significant other every month, and the ones that are "living up the single life" and have to announce that they're simultaneously texting two prospects while Skyping with another.  Either way, the biggest red flag is that it makes you seem disloyal and flaky.

Openly Insecure:  This one's my favorite.  Especially because these people are either known to fish for complements or have some deep-rooted issue that would best be resolved professionally.  Airing your insecurities won't make people care, it'll make you an entertaining spectacle.  If you wouldn't go on a first date and point out how your eyes are too far apart or your nose is crooked, then don't put it online. Period. The end.

Plotting Revenge:  We all know that person(s) that insist on outlining what they would do to their ex's new fling if they ever saw him/her, and it usually ends with how they pity this person because they don't know what they're getting into.  It's not only immature - but it can have serious legal repercussions.  Think about it.